knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

i-am-the-whale-of-fail:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

marissdibernard:

SERIOUSLY.

AMBAR!!!!!

collegehumor:

“Gurl…You MUST be tripping!”